Hey Queen Woman

Jacques you sexy hygenic beast!







Sir Gary Sobers
Test Batting average: 57.78
Test Runs: 8032
Wickets: 235
Bowling Average: 34.03
Catches: 109
Sum total of his career: Knighted

Sir Ian Botham
Test Batting Average: 33.54
Test Runs: 5200
Test Wickets: 383
Bowling Average: 28.40
Catches:120
Sum total of his career: Knighted in 2007


Normal Person Jacques Kallis
Batting Average: 54.66
Test Runs:10 277
Test Wickets: 258
Bowling Average: 31.08
Catches: 148
Sum total of his career: Got to do a bunch of skincare commercials

We expect a knighthood for Sir Sanex after he’s done. Thanks Queen.