Banglad-eish

"Ireland has a shot but I think the Bangers might just show up for a change."

Or not.

When are Bagladesh going to get good? Seriously, how many years has it been now? "They're a young side, they're a young side"...balls to that! Ashraful, they're most talented batsman, is only 24 - but the guy has played almost 50 tests and 150 ODI's and he still doesn't know what to do once he's out in the middle.

You know that movie with the rookie cop who joins the force, only to behave like a 4 year old with a gun until the grizzled veteran teaches him how to be a proper police officer and man, so by the end of the film he's still blowing bad guys away but so much more productively and maturely?

That movie was never released in Bangladesh.