Friday, November 27, 2009

AB wants your kids


Okay, yeah yeah, great knock today. The team were fantastic. England were awful. Blah blah.

Of far greater importance was the advert I saw after the game. AB, who has never met a product he wouldn't put his face on, showed off his awesome new Off The Wall Ball!

AB's pitch detailed the story of a young lad who had nobody to toss with...err...toss a ball with, who can now toss solo and sharpen his hand eye co-ordination.

But I have a couple concerns.

1 - This isn't a "ball"



2 - Talking about young boys, tossing and then throwing in that phallic shape is a little troubling.

3 - Even worse, surely the skill sharpening it fosters is less likely to produce a kid who is good at catching a cricket ball and more likely to produce one who is good at grabbing onto penises.

4 - The main feature of the ball is that it is designed to bounce off a wall and back towards you. Even better, the harder you throw it - the harder it will come back at you. I can't believe nobody ever thought of that before.

3 comments:

Purna on November 28, 2009 at 6:59 PM said...

I thought it was an actual ball. This is troubling!

Roscoe on November 30, 2009 at 6:15 PM said...

It looks like an automated homing dildo, like something NASA would make if they go into the sex toy industry.

Anonymous said...

It's like winning a trophy for loneliness if you get this for christmas. Poor bastards.

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