Of far greater importance was the advert I saw after the game. AB, who has never met a product he wouldn't put his face on, showed off his awesome new Off The Wall Ball!
AB's pitch detailed the story of a young lad who had nobody to toss with...err...toss a ball with, who can now toss solo and sharpen his hand eye co-ordination.
But I have a couple concerns.
1 - This isn't a "ball"
2 - Talking about young boys, tossing and then throwing in that phallic shape is a little troubling.
3 - Even worse, surely the skill sharpening it fosters is less likely to produce a kid who is good at catching a cricket ball and more likely to produce one who is good at grabbing onto penises.
4 - The main feature of the ball is that it is designed to bounce off a wall and back towards you. Even better, the harder you throw it - the harder it will come back at you. I can't believe nobody ever thought of that before.
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I thought it was an actual ball. This is troubling!
It looks like an automated homing dildo, like something NASA would make if they go into the sex toy industry.
It's like winning a trophy for loneliness if you get this for christmas. Poor bastards.
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